#5 Our Football Team Has Kick Ass Under Armour Uniforms
#4 There is an S.G.A recognized Hip-Hop Club on campus: UMD Undergrounduates
#3 There is a radio show that provides free concerts every Friday: DMV Live Radio
#2 Many talented alumni and current students attend UMD: Jim Henson, Peter Rosenberg, Connie Chung, Aaron McGruder, Abel Battery, DP, The Official, Kriss Mincey, Kayla Taitz, Shegaw Productions, Camille Michelle Gray, Simisola, Ike DA Kid, and many, many more.
#1 I graduate from UMD in December! Yeeeeeaaaaahh!